Name: The Ghost Pepper Incident
SKU: 69122831
Price: 10.51 EUR
Availability: InStock
Author: Xlia Garet
ISBN: 9798175852326

Type

Physical Book

Publisher

Independently published

Author

Xlia Garet

Language

English

Pages

ISBN13

9798175852326

The Ghost Pepper Incident

Xlia Garet (Author) · Independently published · Physical Book

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Synopsis "The Ghost Pepper Incident"

Here's the book description we finalized earlier - ready to paste into KDP's description field: Some men have midlife crises. Dave Fenwick had a fire alarm.It started with a theory. Dave believed that if his hemorrhoid cream wasn't working, the problem wasn't the cream - it was that he simply wasn't using enough of it. It ended, several hours later, with two fire engines, eleven neighbors in the hallway, a dog named Biscuit barking at full volume, and a deputy fire chief writing "personal factors" on an official incident report for possibly the first time in his career.In between: four ghost peppers Dave absolutely did not need, a bowl of chili eaten with unearned confidence, a 2 a.m. bathroom crisis of biblical proportions, and one very ill-timed match.THE GHOST PEPPER INCIDENT is a fast, ridiculous comedy about the night one ordinary man's bad decisions collided at the worst possible moment - and the neighbors, firefighters, and one deeply amused college kid livestreaming the whole thing who got to watch it happen.If you've ever: - Made a food decision you immediately regretted- Set off a fire alarm you had to explain to actual professionals- Learned a hard lesson about "more is better"...Dave is about to feel very familiar.A quick, laugh-out-loud read for fans of embarrassing-disaster humor, slapstick misadventures, and stories that prove the worst night of someone's life makes the best story the next morning.Grab it, laugh, and maybe double-check where your smoke detectors are.Want any tweaks - shorter, punchier, more focused on a specific hook?