After getting laid off, Michael and Steve decide to kidnap the CEO of the company who laid them off. "If the current financial fiasco in our country has you down, and you've almost reached your flashpoint, go lift your spirits and live out your dreams of retribution vicariously with the FAT CAT KILLERS." —Stage Magazine "In FAT CAT KILLERS, playwright Adam Szymkowicz delivers more than just a sharp-edged satire of corporate greed — he peels back the glossy veneer of big business to expose the raw, unsettling truths beneath. The play skewers the systemic exploitation of workers, the yawning chasm between executive privilege and employee precarity, and the emotional toll of soulless labor with biting wit and unflinching clarity … In the end, FAT CAT KILLERS wryly reminds us that vengeance rarely delivers the catharsis we imagine — and often leaves behind a bigger mess than the one we set out to clean up … The result is a biting satire that skewers the euphemistic doublespeak of the corporate world and lays bare the human cost behind boardroom decisions. This darkly comic caper unfolds as a giddy buddy non-rom-com that gallops through its 100-minute runtime with all the urgency of a lunch break PowerPoint. Arriving at a moment when political violence is becoming disturbingly mainstream, FAT CAT KILLERS is the searing, incisive flashlight we might need to help navigate this shadowy widening chasm of a profoundly absurd chapter in American history." —Theatre Scene "There’s something deliciously anarchistic about FAT CAT KILLERS." —Theatrelife